i can keep a secret. Ask anyone. trust me. you can trust me, and your secret will totally be safe with me. And if you tell me a secret, i will tell you one of mine too. Right now, in order for you to trust me, i shall tell you a secret of mine. shhhh. this one no human knows. no one at all. it is a very deep secret of mine. and i am going to tell you now. this hidden secret is that... i can keep a secret. you see, no one knows about this at all right? how do you feel now? delighted? shhh, you promised not to tell anyone.

you know, LAUJIAWEN! Chocolate's my medicine.